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Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."

She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?

(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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FART TAP !!!
Asian guy at my school had a middle name pronounced "fratarp" but was spelt "FARTAP".

on a regular basis we *ALL* made the action of turning on a tap and blowing fart noises with our tongues, while people took it in turn to randomly shout out "FART TAP!!"

also called him big nose for years, then one year it stopped. took me about 3 month to work this out. The guy only had a nose job over the summer holidays. NUTS! well it certainly worked for him!

all true i asure you.

i also like the phrase "fuck off" along with "wank stain", or "JipNig"

great way to insult other people in public with non PC comments is to say the insult backwards. your mates know exactly what your saying, so you still get the same effect... ish

my spelling is shite i know... thanx
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:42, Reply)

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