Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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On a lighter note
My step-father is nearly 50 and went out to a friends 60th pub crawl last weekend.
My mother said that when she was picking up his trousers from the floor she could smell something awfull.
Yup! he's shat himself in his drunken stupor.
It's not just the young ones who like to live it large.
( , Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:50, Reply)
My step-father is nearly 50 and went out to a friends 60th pub crawl last weekend.
My mother said that when she was picking up his trousers from the floor she could smell something awfull.
Yup! he's shat himself in his drunken stupor.
It's not just the young ones who like to live it large.
( , Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:50, Reply)
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