Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Cockbuckets
Guy at work's nickname is "cockbucket", allegedly because he once got his little wee-wee stuck in a hole in a bucket.
He's a right dick, too, so we try and liven up meetings with him by dropping his nickname into conversation, secret-like. "...that's why the server went down, cock, bucket's probably going to be fixed..."
I think he notices. Or he thinks we all have speech impediments.
( , Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:31, Reply)
Guy at work's nickname is "cockbucket", allegedly because he once got his little wee-wee stuck in a hole in a bucket.
He's a right dick, too, so we try and liven up meetings with him by dropping his nickname into conversation, secret-like. "...that's why the server went down, cock, bucket's probably going to be fixed..."
I think he notices. Or he thinks we all have speech impediments.
( , Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:31, Reply)
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