InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Just in case anyone can't be arsed reading through all 40 pages or soI'll try and sum up the majority of contributions:
1) Jokes about how fat someone is (I tend to find the word 'fat' suffices)
2) Faces that look like a bag of something that really shouldn't be in a bag in the first place
3) Taking a normal swearword like cunt or fuck, and adding a random word, to make shit swearwords like cuntbucket or fucksponge. What's wrong with cunt and fuck?
4) Doing the same for shit or cum, to make swearwords like cum-guzzler or shit-nipple.
5) Stringing a random collection of swearwords together in the vague hope it'll become funny at some point, ie cock-flavoured shit-scraping animal-raping ballsack.
6) Insults from a movie that most of us have fucking seen, like 'thundercunts' from Blade Trinity. Original
7) And, from those with no imagination at all, simply the word cunt, or the 'phrase' fuck off. Which I hadn't ever heard about until now. So thank you for that
There we go - I've just saved you 20 minutes of your life. Now you can go back to masturbating.
You are welcome
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:11, Reply)
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