InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Insults....Boat Hook !!!!!!!My old man used to be a special Copper with the Thames Police, A branch of the Meropolitan Police back in the 50's and 60's.
Apparently they used to call the long boat hook they use to pick bodies out of the water a " C*nt Hook " as that particular area of the male or female body was the Only place that was suitable for using the Hook on as it was one of the last areas of the body to decompose and therefore not likely to fall apart when being dragged out of the water !!!!!!!!
Gross or what ???????
He used to call me a C*nt hook and I was never sure whether it was a compliment or an insult !!!
Some of the other stories he told me were even grosser if that was possible
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:55, Reply)
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