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Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."

She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?

(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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The joys of modern policing
An aquaintence of mine of mine was a plod (retired now) and was answering a call involving domestic violence between husband and wife. As he was dragging the fella away in cuffs the hubby says - "but darlin' I love you!" the Mrs replies with - "No yer dont! I'm just yer horizontal spunk trench!" Charming. Well at least they didn't spoil two houses.
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 10:37, Reply)

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