Meeting people from the internet
Monty Boyce asks: Have you ever had a real-life meet with somebody you first knew from the internet? How did it go? How long until the Asbo expires?
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:43)
Monty Boyce asks: Have you ever had a real-life meet with somebody you first knew from the internet? How did it go? How long until the Asbo expires?
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:43)
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not me but my flatmate
however, i laughed at this story so i am stealing it.
my flatmate is infuriatingly hot. the kind of girl who wanders around moaning that her size DD boobs don't fit in her size 6 dress. she even managed to turn a gay client of mine. she's from new york, and back when she was still living there, she decided to try online dating. now you'd have thought that you would be thrilled if you were meeting someone from a dating website and they turned out to be fucking smoking hot. but apparently not...
so she exchanged a few emails with a guy, and eventually they met up for coffee.
him: well you don't look like your photos.
her: no?
him: no. not at all.
her: in what way?
him: you just don't look like your photos.
her: right. well. this is what i look like. you got a problem with that?
him: no.
[pause]
him: you just don't look like your photos.
[pause]
him: you weren't wearing that sweater in your photos.
[exit her]
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:31, 29 replies)
however, i laughed at this story so i am stealing it.
my flatmate is infuriatingly hot. the kind of girl who wanders around moaning that her size DD boobs don't fit in her size 6 dress. she even managed to turn a gay client of mine. she's from new york, and back when she was still living there, she decided to try online dating. now you'd have thought that you would be thrilled if you were meeting someone from a dating website and they turned out to be fucking smoking hot. but apparently not...
so she exchanged a few emails with a guy, and eventually they met up for coffee.
him: well you don't look like your photos.
her: no?
him: no. not at all.
her: in what way?
him: you just don't look like your photos.
her: right. well. this is what i look like. you got a problem with that?
him: no.
[pause]
him: you just don't look like your photos.
[pause]
him: you weren't wearing that sweater in your photos.
[exit her]
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:31, 29 replies)
surely that would have made him more gay?
this type of logic is beyond my feeble brain.
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:40, closed)
this type of logic is beyond my feeble brain.
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:40, closed)
Sort of my point.
You can't cure someone of being gay, no matter how "hot" you might be.
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:46, closed)
You can't cure someone of being gay, no matter how "hot" you might be.
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:46, closed)
well he was joking, of course
but he did keep saying: "you could turn me, you're bloody gorgeous"
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:52, closed)
but he did keep saying: "you could turn me, you're bloody gorgeous"
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:52, closed)
'My flatmate is infuriatingly hot. the kind of girl who wanders around moaning that her size DD boobs don't fit in her size 6 dress'
POIDH
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:36, closed)
she'd kill me
trust me. it's intensely annoying to live with. if she weren't so nice and such good fun, i'd evict her.
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:37, closed)
trust me. it's intensely annoying to live with. if she weren't so nice and such good fun, i'd evict her.
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:37, closed)
Just PM them to me then RS I will look after them.
gaz
[email protected]
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:45, closed)
gaz
[email protected]
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:45, closed)
I'll come and unblock it for you darrrrrrlin.
*Leers suggestively*
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*Leers suggestively*
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:04, closed)
In
the kingdom of theblind sweaty-handed, the one-eyed man Mock Turtle is king.
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:39, closed)
the kingdom of the
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:39, closed)
Please, for the sake of all humanity
never use that phrase again.
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:45, closed)
never use that phrase again.
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:45, closed)
Somehow, yes it is.
I'm not sure what I found so skeevy about the first one, but it made me cringe.
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:50, closed)
I'm not sure what I found so skeevy about the first one, but it made me cringe.
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:50, closed)
like the female equivalent
making kitty purr. that one always makes me bowk.
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:53, closed)
making kitty purr. that one always makes me bowk.
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:53, closed)
*shudder*
I don't think I am going to visit this thread again, it's making me queasy.
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:54, closed)
I don't think I am going to visit this thread again, it's making me queasy.
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:54, closed)
Well if you are going to send topless pictures, then at least have the decency to turn up topless. tch.
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:37, closed)
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:37, closed)
hang on, aren't you that one who let his missus fuck sexface right under his nose
and then married her anyway?
you don't get to comment on anyone else's stupidity, really.
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:40, closed)
and then married her anyway?
you don't get to comment on anyone else's stupidity, really.
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:40, closed)
but i didn't say that you couldn't comment on attention-seeking
i said you couldn't comment on stupidity.
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:56, closed)
i said you couldn't comment on stupidity.
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:56, closed)
[insert reaction here]
now you can just choose the one that you want, and reply to it. sorted.
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:05, closed)
now you can just choose the one that you want, and reply to it. sorted.
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:05, closed)
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