At the request of MatJ
The scene: LEGLESS and VARIOUS QOTW REGULARS and BALDMONKEY are in a pub.

LEGLESS:Cheers
*glasses clinking'
LEGLESS:No wait I haven't finished
*pause*
LEGLESS:So, anyway, cheers.
*glasses clink*
LEGLESS:NOT YET
*pause*
LEGLESS:So, anyway, I'd just like to say 'cheers'.
*glasses clink*
LEGLESS: What I was trying to say in my toast was 'cheers'
*BALDMONKEY raises his glass very slightly*
LEGLESS: THAT'S IT I'M LEAVING NOW, THIS EVENT HAS CLEARLY BEEN INFILTRATED BY /TALK TROLLS.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:21, 19 replies)

I've been to that pub.
AB patrols the tables with a clipboard in hand.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:57, closed)

With you following me around, grumbling.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:16, closed)

Far from it.
I'd waitin for you to inevitably call a stranger a 'prick in a moment of misplaced internet hardmanning
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:11, closed)

And then grumble about it?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:13, closed)

I suspect it'd be laughing

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:00, closed)

Laughing at Legless being RL trolled?
YOU MONSTER.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:46, closed)

So, your story is
that you're a reposting cunt, by request?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:11, closed)

I'm just giving my public what they want.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:32, closed)

You slut.
I'd like a pie and a pint.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:18, closed)

This is probably funny
But I don't know any of these people, so I'll just take your word for it.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:41, closed)

Cheers.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:47, closed)

Watch out AB, I hear Legless likes to sellotape things to walls.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:43, closed)

I dont think Baldmonkey's spasticated motor control would allow him to do anything 'very slightly'. I envisage it being more of a series of violent, malcoordinated flailing gestures.

And for what it's worth, I quite liked Legless' posts.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:34, closed)

So do I
But he does have a habit of throwing his toys out of the pram at the slightest provocation.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:47, closed)

I FUCKING DON'T
you spaz-cunt monster! I'm always calm, reasonable and sane.

Go on. Say it again. I dare you! Then I'll track you down in real life, hurl you to the ground, pull down your trousers and tickle your arse with a feather.

There. That's you told!

Now -where were we?

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:10, closed)

Cheers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:03, closed)

*inclines glass slightly*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:53, closed)

Redundant.
You do everything slightly.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 1:50, closed)

Post addressed to Heriot-Watt student union will find me
And I think you owe "It came from planet aylia" a billion dollars, so you might want to worry about that first.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:32, closed)