Way back when the gf and I used to play Ultima Online
Someone in our guild decided to arrange a guild meeting with one of the guys coming over from Holland. Some of the drunken highlights I recall

1. My gf, one of our female friends and a female scottish guild member 3-way kissing after getting drunk in a bar. I have that on Camera.

2. One of the older members of the guild going to bed early so we snuck in to his room and pulled back the bedsheets to reveal him in lovely red y-fronts. I have that on Camera.

3. The Scottish guild member flashing her tits at us. I have that on camera too but it's a lot less exciting than you may imagine. Spaniels ears.

Turns out we all got on rather well and ended up going to eachothers weddings over the following years.

I've met dozens of people from around europe after going to various Warcraft guild pissups since then and nobody appears to be a serial killer.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:49, 27 replies)

3-way kissing?
Which one has two heads?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:05, closed)

Read it again.

( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:10, closed)

I have.
3-way 69 I could understand (it'd be a lesbian triangle), but you're short of mouths for a 3-way kiss.

To be honest, it's not really much fun to be this obtuse.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:22, closed)

How many mouths do you need for a 3-way kiss?
My girlfriend, her friend and the Scottish lass...
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:27, closed)

At least 4, I should think.
Or two ordinary ones, and one very large one, I suppose. Does your girlfriend have a massive face?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:41, closed)

His girlfriend is Fritz

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:26, closed)

I think monster munch
is actually not aware of the technique.

Basically, three people put their lips as close together as possible and tongues meet in the middle.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:08, closed)

I'm not sure that would even work,
but if it did, it would probably be incredibly unsexy.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:30, closed)

WoW
www.b3ta.com/questions/internetmeets/post1399841
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:33, closed)

I got about halfway through that and gave up

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:39, closed)

Kids attention spans these da...

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:04, closed)

so your story is 'i meet people from the internet and take squalid photos of them'?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:45, closed)

You call 3 girls kissing squalid?
I'll give you the other 2 though.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:01, closed)

I think it was the act of photographing it that is the squalid part here.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:27, closed)

thank you, scarpe.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:40, closed)

I would have thought the squalid part was posting about in on b3ta
so people can read it on their phones while a prostitute shits on their chest.

You're...we all do that right?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:09, closed)

It's like you're here in the room with me.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:39, closed)

I am in the room with you.
*giggles*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:42, closed)

So who's next?
I had to eat 3 tins of 3bean mix for this you know & I haven't got all night!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:27, closed)

I call bullshit.
You're claiming that MMORPG players left the house.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:04, closed)

And have girlfriends

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:49, closed)

And are sexually active.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:39, closed)

The panckake tits
thing is probably true.

Apart from the fact that's the men. There are no women.
(username failed moderation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:47, closed)

why?
Why would you post about taking HILARIOUS pics (on a camera or a Camera, squalid or not) then not post them?

All together now...
POIDNH.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:46, closed)

Why does the 3 way kiss and the y-fronts have a picture taken on a Camera
but the tits only have a picture on a camera?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:17, closed)

Capitalisation Nazi. I meant to say the tits one was actually taken by CAMRA.
Which was a bit weird having a bunch of beardy old men discussing the various merits of the ale they were quaffing and photographing some MMO nerds.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:45, closed)

Sounds more
NAMBLA than CAMRA.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:54, closed)