I have one friend that hates baked beans, and another that hates cheese.
Why is this irrational? Because both of them deny themselves the pleasure of BEANS ON CHEESE ON TOAST.
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:06, 20 replies)

That's CHEESE ON BEANS ON TOAST
Halfwit.

tch, some people.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:08, closed)

beans over cheese over toast
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:10, closed)

No!
The cheese goes ON (or OVER) if you prefer, the beans, which go ON or OVER the toast, which goes ON or OVER the plate.

Um...that may be an OVER too many...
OK, now I am angry...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:14, closed)

I'm afraid I'm with uzzard on this one.
Although if you're using a sandwich maker you should invert the whole thing.
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:17, closed)

But...but...
Then its bread on/over cheese or beans on/over cheese or beans on/over bread. Toasted. on/over a plate.

*explodes with rage*
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:20, closed)

you eat your sandwiches upside down... hahaha spazzy hands
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:24, closed)

^this
if you're feeling fruity then you can have a layer of cheese twixt bread and beans, but if you've only enough cheese for one strata then it MUST be on top.

Heathens.
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 1:05, closed)

pleasure torture

Cooked cheese is the Devil's jizz.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:09, closed)

In that case
I will gladly suck on Lucifer's fat one in Hell.
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:18, closed)

I hate baked beans
I have tried to like them and I am jealous of those that do as they look lovely on hot buttery toast covered in cheese..but *baulk* eughhh
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:31, closed)

See! See all you other morons?
HE know's how it works. And he doesn't even like beans...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:33, closed)

He only has the theory, not the practice. Fucking academics.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:41, closed)

'SHE'
SHE if you don't mind...
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:50, closed)

Dont yell at me. Scarpe started it. In big letters too.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:52, closed)

Oh yeah, I think I knew that actually.
Sorry.

I do realise that the gender of a musician has no bearing on the gender of his driver, but I think i just saw 'Herb Alpert' and went from there.

Not that I want this error on my part to distract from the sheer stupidity of people who put beans on their cheese.


Edit: By the way, doesn't your username drive (no pun intended) all these apostrophe nazis insane?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:55, closed)

No worries :-) I had an apostrophe
in the right place, but then someone stole it on Halloween.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 22:13, closed)

Cheese Beanos to give them their full name
Alas, our grill is buggered at the moment, so I am denied their cheesy delights :-(
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:46, closed)

When I lived in Hungary I was shocked to find that their cookers didn't have grills.
No toast of any description was possible. Gutted.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:49, closed)

Cant you stick the bread on the element for a sec and then flip it, or were they all on gas? (coming from someone who has cooked fish in a hotel room using an iron and baking paper)
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:54, closed)

Hungry in Hungary eh?
No grill though, that's just wrong
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 22:18, closed)