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People who say "less" when they mean "fewer" ought to be turned into soup, the soup fed to baboons and the baboons fired into an active volcano. What has you grinding your teeth with rage, and why?

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36)
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People who use twee babytalk pronunciations like "coinky dink".
They probably wear comedy ties and call themselves mad!. And shit their own pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:34, 20 replies)

We're talking irrational here Shambo...
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:36, closed)
A good point well made.
Fine. Let's just stick with dolphins, the Cornish, colourful shoelaces, and people who use Oxford commas.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:40, closed)
I rather like Oxford Commas.
Then again, my opinion of my own grammar/syntax/etc. skills, does tend to outstrip my actual ability.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:48, closed)
Fucking Oxford commas can fuck off
I'm forced, FORCED to use them on a daily basis.
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:55, closed)

I'm forced, FORCED, to use them on a daily basis.
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:19, closed)
B3ta is where I rebel.

(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:47, closed)
I presume you're being
deliberately ironic?
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:19, closed)
Absolutely not.
The fact I put the comma in bold is a complete coincidence.

And this post contains no sarcasm either.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:48, closed)
Oh god yes.
And girls that use little-girl voices when they want something - that really winds me up.

"Can me have an ikkle gwath of wine, pleathe?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:36, closed)
^this,
makes me wish I owned hobnail boots.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:42, closed)
Sounds like they need a cock slap...
Trying to be cute, feeling pretty good about themselves then BAM! cock to the face.
(Bushcricket, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:54, closed)
Hah! That make me actually laugh hahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:00, closed)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:02, closed)
No-one expects...
The cock slap!
(McChinaman banned, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:01, closed)
technical term is wanging

(I helped save b3ta! kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:12, closed)
"coinky dink"?
*stares blankly*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:47, closed)
*looks blank*
you don't mean for coincidence, do you? If so, do people do that? I would fucking kill on the spot anyone who said that to me.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:54, closed)
coinky dink

(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:55, closed)
yes, but you typed that, not said it
you buffoon.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:08, closed)
And there's not a court in the land that would hold it against you.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:08, closed)

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