Child Parking Spaces - GRRRRR!
Having two young wriggling spawns my inevitable weekly trip to the supermarket is not helped by those people who:

1. Park in a CPS accompianed by a child that is biologically old enough to sire a child themselves.

2. Just park with out any children whatsoever.

STOP IT - JUST STOP IT YOU SELFISH SPACKTARDS!!!!!

In fact, just carry on - I'll park halfway across the car park and just struggle on - don't mind me.
(The Pesky Trout, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:17, 18 replies)

It's even better when some twat parks their van in one.
Tossers.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:19, closed)

stop taking your fucking kids to the supermarket then
there is almost nothing worse than some cunt taking their entire family to the shops with them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:21, closed)

Yes, leave them at home to fend for themselves.

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:22, closed)

Up yours!

It's not like I have a fucking choice.
(The Pesky Trout, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:23, closed)

all accidents were they?
are you a single parent?

and everyone's favourite choice: shut up
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:43, closed)

seriously though
I have nothing against the parking spaces, and think they are sensible.

I do object to both parents taking all 4 kids into the supermarket though. Not necessary.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:44, closed)

"and everyone's favourite choice: shut up"
It wasn't before, but this is now my favourite choice.

I haven't given this reply a pointles click, because it gave me a pointless laugh
( the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 13:11, closed)

You did have a choice...
Unless your missues used the old pin through the condom trick.
(Bushcricket, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:45, closed)

Yeah!
They should starve until they're old enough to drive.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:27, closed)

Well, personally...
I don't see why anyone should be subject to special treatment just because they happen to have sired a few clumsy, smelly fuckspawn.

I also fail to see why "parent and child" parking spaces are required when my family managed just fine going to the supermarket without even having a car at all when I was a nipper.
(Flap Burger hasn't really got a burger made of flaps, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:44, closed)

there's a sensible answer to why here
www.b3ta.com/questions/irrationalhatred/post1144757
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:45, closed)

Irelephant.
The "damage to other cars" bit, that is.

If parents cannot teach their children to open car doors slowly and carefully, so as to avoid damaging other people's property, they shouldn't be allowed them.

My irrational hatred is other people's children. Can you tell?
(Flap Burger hasn't really got a burger made of flaps, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:36, closed)

I agree, kids who cause damage by flinging doors open deserve all the beatings they get...
but that's not to say that I don't approve of the spaces. Until you're a parent you'll never understand the frustration of having to lug around a carry cot which you struggle to get out of the car because some twunt in a two-seater sports car has decided that the nice big space closest to the shop is reserved especially for them.

My little fella is 18 months old now, can kind of walk, so I don't use the spaces any more. Ever since I got into a heated argument in the middle of ASDA with some stuck up bitch who decided her 10 year old daughter was too retarded to open doors properly used it as an excuse to pinch the space I'd been waiting for, I vowed never to do the same to another parent.

BTW, her daughter showed no visible signs of being retarded, I'm guessing it was just fuckwitted parenting.
(mongothemagnificent knows where you live, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:14, closed)

I would say
Using a parent and child space when your child is 18 months old, and can barely walk, is completely reasonable. Check out my profile and the story about complaining, it may give you a chuckle or two.
(Nitrous Nitrous, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:07, closed)

And look how pleasant and productive you turned out.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:55, closed)

I managed perfectly well when my '2 sets of twins' were all under the age of 2
and there weren't any 'we're too fucking lazy to walk from one end of the car park to the other' (CPS) spaces.

Most kids need the exercise anyway.
(Kip, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:32, closed)