Not sure if this is off topic because ...
... as far as I'm concerned this is a totally RATIONAL hatred.

I fucking detest these people who take their children to the supermarket a have them standing in the trolleys. Who knows what they've been walking through and so potentially transferring onto people's foodstuffs.

And that's not to mention the spineless managers who are too lilly-livered to tell their customers to get their kids the fuck out of the trolleys (often as per the instructions illustrated on the trolley handles). Cunts ... one and all.
( Ramsay Tupper, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:04, 10 replies)

that thought has never occurred to me before
thank you, I now have another irrational/rational hatred to add to my list!
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:09, closed)

Based on this,
I'm got going to bother trying to stop my son from climbing into the trolley, anymore.

Although, why you'd assume that the trolley was clean to start with, is beyond me.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:12, closed)

Fuck you.
Have kids, then you'll see.

My lad will be in the park and then of to tesco this weekend.
(waxdart hello., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:28, closed)

Heh...
The old "have kids yourself..." argument. Some people do have kids and manage to stop them doing things like this. Some people, amazingly, do not want kids or can't have them.

Why not just make sure they do as they're told? I see plenty of parents who actually manage to give their kids into trouble and stick to their guns when they do wrong. A crying child for a few minutes is annoying, but a disobedient one forever is worse.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:46, closed)

I cannot love your last sentence any more than I do already.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 8:13, closed)

I won't bother reciprocating with a "fuck you too" ...
....that would be far too easy.

Also, I do have children. I have four of them, none off whom I've ever needed to stand in a trolley to get them round a supermarket. The wee built in seat for toddlers is different but an able bodied eight year old standing in a trolley ? Well, you can say whatever you like but I know it's wrong.
( Ramsay Tupper, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:59, closed)

I suggest you wrap yourself up in dettol-soaked cotton wool.
And wear a sandwich board reading "I am a big paranoid nancy, please keep away from me with your scary scary germs".
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:40, closed)

Most of your food is packaged....
... and what isn't will need washing anyway.

Have you ever seen the bottom of a Kenyan farmer's bean-picking basket? Nor have I but I'll bet the grubbiest Tesco can manage pales into insignificance in comparison.

I think this fits the compo' rather well.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:40, closed)

Re the "spineless managers" bit
don't forget that you're not allowed to tell anyone what to do any more in this country. More than likely the parents would tell the staff to fuck off anyway.

But of course, the second the kid slips and gets hurt, it's the store's fault.
(FirstBendBunching All four back please..., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:56, closed)

Yeah!
It's political correctness gone mad.
( 4Q just lurking, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 6:06, closed)