another list
1. the use of the word Eldest to describe the OLDEST of more than 2, it should be the ELDER of the two or the OLDEST of the Group...Daily Mail take note!
2. People who stand on escalators.
3. The use of 'too' when it should be 'to'...i.e 'where are you going too' Argh!
3. Old people who drive very pokey cars at 30mph...don't buy a subaru impreza if you are not going to have the decency to hoon!
4.people who ask if you saw 'whatever' last night on TV and when told NO I SKY+ed it but then continue to tell you the plot, bastards.
4.People that come to me during the course of my work who say 'can I ask a question? ( you mean 2 questions then).....thats the question allowance used up you cretin!
5.Men told to wait with the trolley where the wife has told them and there is no budging them even if you want something from that shelf.
6. Children
7. Women that will bring whatever conversation you are having round to their vile offspring
8. Dr's receptionists
9. Fat women, eat less exercise more and quit fucking moaning ..!
10 Fat people with too tight clothes...buy a bigger size porkster.
11.People with no common sense, could include the government in there. I worked for a very intelligent high court judge who cleaned bird shit off his brand new BMW with a Brillo pad...yet he interviewed Maggie Thatcher about her part in the Arms to Iraq inquiry.
12. Bus travelers
13. Pen clickers, chair swivvelers and foot jigglers
14. People who make lists! rant over
thank you
(Jessypuss Fiddling with stuff since 1957, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:00, 6 replies)

no.7 did it for me

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:14, closed)

What's wrong...
... with bus travelers?

You drive in central London? Or use that hell-on-wheels that is the tube?

Buses are much more civilised in certain circumstances.

PS two number 3s & two 4s coming together like buses - don't you just hate that!
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:16, closed)

No. 9
Why just women?
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:25, closed)

No. 7
Also, why just women?
(Turangalila, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:05, closed)

People who don't stick to numerical format in numbered lists.
(Legion, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 1:21, closed)

Oh dear...
Found myself reading this while jiggling my foot, swivelling in my chair and clicking my pen.
( snee held his breath since, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:28, closed)