Dog owners! not picking up shit?
It's truly vile, and if I ever see you doing it, and not collecting when challenged, I will mash it, still warm, in your face.
( Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:58, 10 replies)

That's not irrational, it's perfectly reasonable
it should be in addition to the fine the owner gets. I reckon bringing back the stocks in the centre of town and done every Saturday at mid-day would be more beneficial. I stepped in a big dog turd only yesterday whilst walking my own dog, lazy bastard owners. The stocks could also be used for adults who wear those Crocs shoes.

I'm not sure what's worse though: not picking up the crap or bagging it and then winging it into a nearby hedge/bush/tree so that when Autumn comes it looks like bizarre bauble decorations hanging down like on a christmas tree, or maybe shitmas tree is more appropriate...sorry, that was poor.
(RTFM May your god go with you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:12, closed)

I feel sorry for people who step in dogshit...
...whilst wearing Crocs shoes. Hang on... no I don't. Twunts.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:30, closed)

I still wonder . . .
Did Paula Radcliffe pick up the shite she left at the side of the road during that marathon?

I mean, if animal waste isn't acceptable, why wasn't Paula fined for shitting in the street on live TV?

I half expected a bloke in a dog costume to run up with a plastic bag on his hand to pick up after her
(Barry Subchimp, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:46, closed)

haha
She would have had to use a pump, It was very runny apparently.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:56, closed)

I did this yesterday! Saw a dog crapping whilst the owner carried on walking.
At least she went to pick it up after I told her.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:53, closed)

Picking up after your dog has a shit - fine
The other day I saw a woman catching the stuff before it had hit the ground. I don't know why, but this seems a bit wrong.
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:26, closed)

Can't she afford a coffee table?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:30, closed)

Pffft!

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:58, closed)

I can but dream of the day when somebody picks me up
:(
( mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:56, closed)

Dog poo,
dog poo, yucky yucky dog poo. Dog poo on the chair... all on the sides, all up there, yucky yucky smelly dog poo!
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:41, closed)