I hate tribal tattoos.
"It's unique, he did it freehand."

"What, some coloured in squiggles like I used to scrawl on my primary school jotter?"
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:15, 12 replies)

Worse than that:
My friend is a tattoo artist, and the one thing guaranteed to raise his blood pressure higher than Hunter S. Thompson is...

...the five-pointed star tattoo.

It's the one that every hipster twat who thinks they're being individual gets, oblivious to the fact that every other "individual" hipster twat has an identical one, and it has no artistic merit in the slightest.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:27, closed)

There was a horrible moment a few years ago when my nasty old sailor tattoos teetered towards trendy
but happily Amy Winehouse crashed and burned before it got too out of hand.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:32, closed)

hahaha yes
Though I have to say a portrait of your child as a tattoo has to be THE WORST. Super creepy.
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:17, closed)

Is it OK if the kid is dead?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:24, closed)

Always in R harts
and smeared grimly between R shoulder blades.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:56, closed)

Classy

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 19:04, closed)

not really THE WORST is it?
Tatoos arn't about "art" in the same way as a painting they are not for other people, they are for you, each one has a personal meaning and a picture/drawing of your kids etched into your body is about the most personal tatoo you could get.

Super creepy would be a tatoo of someone elses kids.
(Bushcricket, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:12, closed)

That'd be something!
The guy next door his back garden with a life size tat of your 5 year old's face accross his back
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 19:05, closed)

Agree
Why would anyone want a maori style tattoo if theyre not a maori?
(kitescreech still here, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:36, closed)

Fair point. I have a celtic* tattoo
because I am from britain.

*not the football team
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:19, closed)

Because they look nice?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:23, closed)

nice like cunt
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:56, closed)