Comic Sans MS
If you ever, ever use this hateful, vile, pathetic excuse for a font anywhere near me or my home, I will have no option but to put on your mum's wedding dress and fuck you.

Seriously.
(Hi-Fi nonsense, herons don't deter coconuts, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 18:32, 12 replies)

I always get the feeling that people say they hate Comic Sans becuase the internet told them they should

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 19:01, closed)

I am forced to agree with you.
Even though you smell.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 19:40, closed)

It's just a fucking font. Get over it.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 19:07, closed)

Maybe not so much
As part of a livery down the side of a van as part of the coporate ident to show how professional they are.

If any tradesman has comic sans in his advert, he's instantly lost one sale as far as I'm concerned.
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 19:20, closed)

Um
I was simply asked what I had an irrational hatred of, and this is it.
(Hi-Fi nonsense, herons don't deter coconuts, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 22:29, closed)

It's just a mildly crappy font.
There are worse.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:09, closed)

I'd do it
Just to see you wearing my mum's wedding dress...
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:30, closed)

Yes it's just a font etc and it is indeed a hatred that is totally irrational
but then that was the question asked so fair play to you.
( Peej, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 22:37, closed)

There's a forum I post on that renders all the posts in Comic Sans for one day a week, every week.
I don't think you'd like it.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 2:40, closed)

If you're hating on a type font on a computer it's time to turn it off, go outdoors and then kill yourself.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 7:06, closed)

Comic sans is useful for very young kids...
.. because the "a" looks like the one you are taught to write rather than the typewriter sort.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:52, closed)

Comic Sans is okay really, there are far, far worse
For example, Brush Script is approximately 5.4 million times worse - I've already burbled on about it here: b3ta.com/questions/irrationalhatred/post1152598
( splorp ®, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:08, closed)