People who go out of their way to look like complete twats.
Now, I'm no bastard love-child of Jean-Paul Gaultier and Vivienne Westwood, but what in the name of fuck possesses people to wear things like knitted hats with ear flaps? How much if a cunt do people look like with lensless glasses as a fashion accessory? "Ironic" haircuts? What's that about? It's not me getting old and miserable, people seem to take pride in looking like total bell ends.
I saw a teenager wearing a bow tie the other day - almost spat coffee all over my orange PVC kilt...
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:51, 8 replies)

Perhaps the teenager was a trainee dentist, for that is the only profession that should wear
bow ties.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 15:59, closed)

I wear my woolly hat with ear flaps when it's cold
because it keeps my head *and* ears warm. What's wrong with that?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:14, closed)

Does it look like this
fucking bloody hat? But I was slagging these hats off as a hipster *shudder* fashion statement - not an actual bit of clothing.
*EDIT* no, sorry who am I kidding. I hate them. More that I hated "shell suits".
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 23:52, closed)

I wear a hat with ear flaps when its cold
mine is furry and about as fashionable as sandals and socks but I'm in my forties so I don't give a flying fuck
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:27, closed)

There's a worrying Vanilla Ice Haircut trend at the moment.
Oh god
But it turns out the Internet isn’t the only place where “Ninja Rap” plays on an infinite loop; it’s also always on Vanilla Ice’s mind, as he tells Moviefone that he’s still a “Ninja Turtle at heart,” and that his Ooze performance remains “the highlight of my life and I’ll never top it.”
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:44, closed)

You can drop the line breaks,
but we know it's you, spimf.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:01, closed)

STOP BEING SO BLOODY IRRATIONAL.
I'll spimf my pants otherwise...
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 23:56, closed)

I also don't like
people who wear motorcycle jackets, but don't motorcycle. Usually seen with hipster glasses, beard and some kind of pretentious fuck coffee in hand.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:53, closed)