I spied on someone...Freddie Woo says: "I was staying at a youth hostel in Europe and realised you could spy on the female dorm by looking through the keyhole in the adjoining door. So I knelt down, put my eye up to the hole... and saw an eye staring back at me. And I was the one they called a pervert." Tell us your tale of spying shenanigans.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 12:23)
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Shit storyThe second worst bit about doing open mic comedy is often needing a pre gig dump. Pub bogs are vile and more often than not, cubicle doors in the bogs often have no latch on the door.
Worrying about people bursting in was OCD hell. So a few times I kept the cubicle door wide open. People really do their best to not look. I mean they really didn't want to see.
Off topic.
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sureTurn up to any off the gigs I'll be bombing at over the next few months. I need to book some first.
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typical muslimoh, 'at'. sorry
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 16:29,
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If you have any sense you'll try out your routine on us.We'll have you honed to perfection in next to no time.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:02,
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This storyis somewhat lacking in charm.
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It's not the shittingIt's the wiping; no-one needs to see that, especially as you inspect the fourth or fifth piece of shit ticket for evidence of residual cack. Or maybe sniff it, if it's peach coloured bumwad; so hard to tell otherwise.
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Mate, you need to see your GP pronto if you have orange poo.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 14:03,
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Why can't everything orange be Fanta?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 17:01,
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IncludingIan Paisley
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 19:14,
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