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This is a question My job: Expectation vs Reality

When I worked as a window cleaner, everybody - and I mean everybody - I knew asked me the "how's yer father" question. The truth was that I was always knackered and freezing, and the only nudity I saw was some fat bloke's arse. Tell us how your work differs from the expectation.

Thanks to Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea

(, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:21)
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my friend's husband is an engineer and he works for mars
when he was looking at the position, he was told that they get a tiny percentage of their salary in products every month. so basically a big box of free chocolate bars. his wife was thrilled.

they put him in the pedigree chum factory.

they don't have a pet.
(, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:05, 10 replies)
although those with dogs are allowed to take them into work
apparently they have a flag by their desk, and they raise it if the dog is there with them. how fucking cool is that. i'd LOVE to have a dog under my desk.

sigh. YM doesn't count.
(, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:07, closed)
I work from home, so I do.

(, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:15, closed)
yeah but your boss is a cunt

(, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:14, closed)
You've met him?
I could barely pick him out of a line-up I see him so infrequently. I believe he's in India at the moment, the cant.
(, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:15, closed)
Brilliant. She must have been so disappointed.
My wife would have bought a dog just to get the 'free' stuff.
(, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:20, closed)
Mars? is this the Star Wars one?

(, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:38, closed)

(, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:54, closed)
oh, that's your answer to everything

(, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:14, closed)
it's a good answer, you have to admit

(, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:22, closed)
How often does your friend encourage her husband to get his ass to Mars?
Every morning, I hope - that shit would never get old.
(, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:01, closed)

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