My job: Expectation vs RealityWhen I worked as a window cleaner, everybody - and I mean everybody - I knew asked me the "how's yer father" question. The truth was that I was always knackered and freezing, and the only nudity I saw was some fat bloke's arse. Tell us how your work differs from the expectation.
Thanks to Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:21)
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my friend's husband is an engineer and he works for marswhen he was looking at the position, he was told that they get a tiny percentage of their salary in products every month. so basically a big box of free chocolate bars. his wife was thrilled.
they put him in the pedigree chum factory.
they don't have a pet.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:05,
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although those with dogs are allowed to take them into workapparently they have a flag by their desk, and they raise it if the dog is there with them. how fucking cool is that. i'd LOVE to have a dog under my desk.
sigh. YM doesn't count.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:07,
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I work from home, so I do.(, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:15, closed)
You've met him?I could barely pick him out of a line-up I see him so infrequently. I believe he's in India at the moment, the cant.
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Brilliant. She must have been so disappointed.My wife would have bought a dog just to get the 'free' stuff.
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Mars? is this the Star Wars one?(
Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:38,
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it's a good answer, you have to admit(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:22,
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How often does your friend encourage her husband to get his ass to Mars?Every morning, I hope - that shit would never get old.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:01,
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