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This is a question My job: Expectation vs Reality

When I worked as a window cleaner, everybody - and I mean everybody - I knew asked me the "how's yer father" question. The truth was that I was always knackered and freezing, and the only nudity I saw was some fat bloke's arse. Tell us how your work differs from the expectation.

Thanks to Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:21)
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Hey Faggots,
My name is George!, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day making up stupid ass stories. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any poon? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to child porn on /board.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and subjugator on my bush team. What sports do you play, otter than “being upset on the internet”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot sister (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:08, 32 replies)
alright drimble

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:18, closed)
Not bad, yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:19, closed)
very sunday

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:23, closed)
Most appropriate

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:24, closed)
Has George! Deflounced yet, or has he gone full Frisbok?
I'm only asking because I was hoping he'd give us more tips on subjugating poon The LOVELY Drimbley.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 11 May 2014, 17:04, closed)
He's popped his head up just to be rude to WW, below

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 May 2014, 17:07, closed)
Yeah, I wasn't sure if that was really him though.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 11 May 2014, 17:10, closed)
It's the same account that posted Fantastic Mr Fanny Rat
then deleted everything a day later
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 May 2014, 17:14, closed)
is it?
hoorah! I hope he! is back to stay.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 11 May 2014, 17:15, closed)
awwww man ... he's run away again
for such a mighty poon conquerer, he's a bit of a Jessy when people mock him
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:56, closed)
I love George! almost as much as George! loves subjugating poon

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 11 May 2014, 17:12, closed)
Why are you feeding the shittest troll since Sob Carehome?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 11 May 2014, 20:43, closed)
You spend far too much time on 4chan

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 11 May 2014, 20:56, closed)
You really should spend more time on 4chan, and not on here

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 11 May 2014, 23:16, closed)
I'd just like to declare...he's not me.
But I am a poon expert!

Ain't that right Shambo? And if I'm not me, why you ignoring me?

If you ain't got the figure and you ain't got the looks, you sure as hell better have the voice! Ain't that right Mrs AB?

Rob x
(Queen of the Harpies, a dedicated Marshmallow puppet, Sun 11 May 2014, 22:15, closed)

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