My job: Expectation vs Reality
When I worked as a window cleaner, everybody - and I mean everybody - I knew asked me the "how's yer father" question. The truth was that I was always knackered and freezing, and the only nudity I saw was some fat bloke's arse. Tell us how your work differs from the expectation.
Thanks to Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea
( , Thu 8 May 2014, 22:21)
When I worked as a window cleaner, everybody - and I mean everybody - I knew asked me the "how's yer father" question. The truth was that I was always knackered and freezing, and the only nudity I saw was some fat bloke's arse. Tell us how your work differs from the expectation.
Thanks to Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea
( , Thu 8 May 2014, 22:21)
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Invoice Discounting
Can be from as little as 0.35% of turnover and interest between 2-3% above base with 90% of the money paid immediately on presentation of invoice and interest only charged until client pays up. Often a better and always cheaper option than factoring - as you retain control of payments and collection of debts, rather than paying a factoring company over the odds to provide those services.
Also found that offering a discounted rate for early payment helped - even with large organisations.
HTH
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 15:18, 1 reply)
Can be from as little as 0.35% of turnover and interest between 2-3% above base with 90% of the money paid immediately on presentation of invoice and interest only charged until client pays up. Often a better and always cheaper option than factoring - as you retain control of payments and collection of debts, rather than paying a factoring company over the odds to provide those services.
Also found that offering a discounted rate for early payment helped - even with large organisations.
HTH
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 15:18, 1 reply)
I call bullshit, it is Confidential Invoice Discounting. Rates of payout depend on the credit worthiness
of the customer and also whether your company is of good character. It is not a given that a company is given a CID facility. Note to small/medium/large business people - go with Handelsbanken and then you won't need silly facility agreements.
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 16:07, closed)
of the customer and also whether your company is of good character. It is not a given that a company is given a CID facility. Note to small/medium/large business people - go with Handelsbanken and then you won't need silly facility agreements.
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 16:07, closed)
Company has made it past two years and I assume posted profits for that period. Clients include blue-chip high street retailers, a decent bank could have easily arranged a discounting facility.
Sounds like the OP had his fingers in the till, speccing up sports cars when he should have been making a sound case to the bank to arrange a discounting facility.
Also have struck many a 'time to pay' deal with HMRC to delay PAYE payments - though these days they're nigh on impossible to obtain.
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 16:17, closed)
See also - length of trading history. Typically small businesses won't be eligible until they've been trading for longer than I had when I needed something like this.
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 16:17, closed)
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 16:17, closed)
That would be covered on character of the company. Only companies I know that get CID
are ones with a credible FD and truly epic rises in sales.
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 17:10, closed)
are ones with a credible FD and truly epic rises in sales.
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 17:10, closed)
why are you even bothering ... it's billy bedroom bullshit
no matter how many holes you poke in his poorly googled twaddle, he'll just keep on keeping on
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 16:46, closed)
no matter how many holes you poke in his poorly googled twaddle, he'll just keep on keeping on
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 16:46, closed)
Someone calls bullshit on a liemallow post?
I'm glad I was sitting down when I read that, otherwise the shock could've made me keel over...
( , Tue 13 May 2014, 8:31, closed)
I'm glad I was sitting down when I read that, otherwise the shock could've made me keel over...
( , Tue 13 May 2014, 8:31, closed)
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