Job Interview Disasters
The boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.
Suggested by Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06)
give me a job or i'll show you my balls
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 17:11,
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This better not be another empty promise.
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Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 17:15,
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But what if the job I give you...
...requires that you show me your balls?
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 17:40,
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That is usually my first interview question. Well it is actually, show me your balls or you will not
get this job. The women hate that question.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 17:47,
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Soz, not employing you, what with your track record of LIES
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 19:08,
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Of course, the real irony is that you don't have any balls.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 19:20,
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