ERP system commentary
Interviewer: "We use the SAP system for all transactions: Are you aware of it and what do you think of it?"

Me: "It's an iron fist in a velvet glove"

WTF? I have no idea where that phrase came from or why I said it. Didn't get the job.
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:09, 10 replies)

We use the SAP system for all transactions
My mother tried out something new last night
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:12, closed)

SAP
Unless you're working for a large company using SAP is like taking a nuclear weapon to a knife fight. I work for a £12m turnover company and it's waaaaaay too powerful for us!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:29, closed)

my last employer (a multinational FMCG manufacturer) used SAP for production and blow moulding schedules, warehousing, accounts, sales, QC/QA, product development, and pretty much everything of any importance
it was great - it did the job right every time and it never once fell over during the four years I was there

the only gripe was that the interface and functionality could be confusing to new users, but that was more down to individual programmers rather than the system itself
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:12, closed)

cool story bro.
( i hate SAP)
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:16, closed)

How did you guess my SAP password?

(lazyman, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:59, closed)

"Dweeb uses business software, approves."
Another thrilling contribution from b3ta's undisputed King of Anecdotes.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 13:04, closed)

^^epic butthurt right here, folks^^

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 23:40, closed)