Job Interview Disasters
The boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.
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( , Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06)
The boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.
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( , Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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The interview was going really well.
I thought it was safe to be humorous.
"What's your biggest weakness?" They asked.
"I steal." I replied.
Got a laugh. Did not get job.
( , Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:05, 5 replies)
I thought it was safe to be humorous.
"What's your biggest weakness?" They asked.
"I steal." I replied.
Got a laugh. Did not get job.
( , Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:05, 5 replies)
the best answer I've heard to that is "pork products and women with big arses!"
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"Well, I'm lactose intolerant and will only wear ethically-sourced sandals"
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If that doesn't make your interviewer think 'what a cunt', I don't know what will.
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Was the job
in Liverpool? They'd probably already heard the same answer ten times that day.
( , Sat 23 Nov 2013, 23:58, closed)
in Liverpool? They'd probably already heard the same answer ten times that day.
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