Job Interview DisastersThe boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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The interview was going really well.I thought it was safe to be humorous.
"What's your biggest weakness?" They asked.
"I steal." I replied.
Got a laugh. Did not get job.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:05,
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the best answer I've heard to that is "pork products and women with big arses!"(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:49,
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"Well, I'm lactose intolerant and will only wear ethically-sourced sandals"(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:54,
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Favourite answer I've heard was "Kryptonite."(
Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:33,
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If that doesn't make your interviewer think 'what a cunt', I don't know what will.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:33,
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Was the jobin Liverpool? They'd probably already heard the same answer ten times that day.
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