Job Interview DisastersThe boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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I didn't get a job because I asked for more money than the two wankers interviewing me were getting paid, and that didn't go down well.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:30,
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How much does a granny grot fluffer typically get paid?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 16:39,
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I suspect you'd get your wages docked if you took a load.They all have to be spent on camera. Because heterosexual pornography is all about watching other men ejaculating.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 17:12,
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Now you've made it sound dirty and ruined porn for everyone. (
Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 18:49,
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Something for everyone, Heterosexual male porn is lesbian porn shared with lesbians.Gay male porn is liked by the ladies and hetero porn is something for everyone. Win Win.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 19:43,
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I don't really mind so long as there's crying and the occasional nosebleed.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 19:51,
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That said, my absolute favourite ever grot plot was from a gay flickwhen a young man quite literally fell over gob-first onto a penis. It was like Buster Keaton. Only with more bumming.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 19:54,
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Fascinating.(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 21:48, closed)
I never really understand why "straight" porn makes big cocks into a selling point.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:25,
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It's to make you wankers even more insecure.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:27,
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