if we write anything remotely porny this week
are we going to get driven out of our homes by vigilantes?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:15, 11 replies)

^^
I don't know, but I'd be interested to see how Chickenlady adapts to this one.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:16, closed)

Depends...
If you write a story about screwing a 6-year-old, you'll be burned out of your house.

If you write a story about self-love, you'll be fine, and get 100-plus replies.
( Cawl, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:19, closed)

*thinks*
AS A CHILD I FIRST DISCOVERED MASTURBATION AT THE TENDER AGE OF...
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:21, closed)

*prays it's 16*
...
( Cawl, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:22, closed)

*pretends*
yeah, 16.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:23, closed)

I was
about 4.

What?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:24, closed)

^^
"I first discovered masturbation at the age of 13, shortly after giving birth to my third child"

Karen Matthews
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:32, closed)

Womble kids?
No?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:07, closed)

Oh I have lots and lots of kids stories
And a fair few of them involve sex.





is it me or does that sound dodgy?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:44, closed)

^
yes, sounds dodgy.

get 'em out! :)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:13, closed)

Will do.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:26, closed)