This Is Gonna Be Good....
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The mods have left us so much room to manoeuvre. We can talk about our own kids (none in my case), when we were kids, our relatives kids or even kids we vaguely know..

And we can drop in crap jokes about kids (but please, no Maddy jokes. I'm sick to fucking death of her...)

But I still think it'll be hard to beat a story from the "Have You Seen A Dead Person" QOTW.

Wee kid, visiting in a relative in hospital, asks if he's poorly.

"He died last night"

"Ah" said kid nodding head wisely.

"Proper poorly"

Cheers

I'll dig up this references for this later and attribute it to the person who wrote it..
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:33, 4 replies)

"sick to death of fucking her"
*reads again*

Oh.
( le brian, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:37, closed)

I fucking hate kids
so does my wife. I wish we had less.

Love

Gerry McCann

sorry, too easy
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:40, closed)

Dammit lebrian!
I clicked reply to see you'd written EXACTLY what I was about to type.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:53, closed)

Agreed.
There are far too maddy jokes about her, and they mcCann start to annoy after a while.

Yes, I acknowledge that the above are both utterly awful.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:58, closed)