I came downstairs and caught my 3 year-old son...
...standing ON TOP of the TV. (Big 1990s Sony affair). Just standing there, with a smug look on his chops.

"What the hell are you doing up there?"
"This."
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:35, 3 replies)

A brilliant retort :)
Wonderful.

"This"

Hopefully delivered with a withering look that said "honestly! parents! Asking stupid questions..."
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:30, closed)

You just KNOW
That kid has B3ta written all over him.

*takes marker pen from Cheerful Attic Spider*

and clicks
( snee held his breath since, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 7:48, closed)

The best answer he could have given...
... it made me laugh so much I dribbled drink down my chin.
(Neddy Nedson is nice really, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:30, closed)