If
there was more wanking there'd be fewer children.
Fact.

This pubic service announcement was brought to you by The Church of CHCB.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:39, 9 replies)

Cure world over-population today!
Wank into a tissue! Waste that seed!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:41, closed)

Every day
should be a wednesday
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:41, closed)

you're so right.
*sigh*

*looks at watch*

Best get cracking then.. =)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:43, closed)

Is it fuck a fact.
Why would more wanking mean less sex? You Sir are talking bollocks.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:44, closed)

Involuntary sterilisation
starting with all non-Church of CHCB members. It's the only way!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:45, closed)

@Edenmonster
1) I lack the requisite genitalia to be male.

2) I was jesting, although in some Third World countries, masturbation is being used to promote safer sex and also to attempt to reduce overpopulation.

3) I can think of many people who would have made the world a better place if the sperm they came from hadn't made it to the egg.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:52, closed)

Surely...
"fewer children"

This public service announcement was brought to you by St Enzyme of the Rock Cake
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:54, closed)

I disagree Enzyme
You can't count individual children, they move too quickly and they only stop to divide and asexually reproduce.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:58, closed)

^
damn you St. Enzyme! You'll be martyred for that.
(Will ninja.)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:58, closed)