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What a coincidence that this QOTW should arrive today of all days. The day in which I found out I'm going to be a daddy.

So love em or hate em? Dunno, mines only the size of a lemon pip.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:18, 14 replies)

A lemon pip?
Sounds like it was big enough to do the job :p

Congratulations.
( Cawl, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:19, closed)

Congrats...
...you've been sentenced to 20 years of hard labor. (After the 21st they're on their own.)

I hope you find yours to be as amusing as I've found mine to be...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:21, closed)

Congratulations
I've never regretted having mine. Although my eldest refuses to agree that at 17 she can join the Armed Forces and be fed, clothed and flown around the world for free. Kids these days!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:26, closed)

woohoo for you!
congrats!
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:00, closed)

You'd better stay on this website....
Your going to need a laugh now and then.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:04, closed)

@BGB
That's alright - he'll have plenty time for late night posting when holding Coke jr. over a bucket at 3 AM.

(Or whatever parents do which apparently keeps them up all night with sproglet)
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:10, closed)

Congratulations!
And how handy that you've got this QOTW as your very own parenting manual...
(The Who Bird is eating Jaffa Cakes on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:50, closed)

^ ^
Bloody Hell, the b3ta guide to parenting. A scary book indeed.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 20:41, closed)

Woo yay!
Congratulations :)
( Maladicta, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 22:23, closed)

Big Fucking Congrats
At least you know the 'big' gun ain't firing blanks.

Sheerioushly, keep a little bit of your brain spare for B3ta and the like - you'll need the time off
(osok Rebel without a clue, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 22:36, closed)

thankyou
all.. i have to say its the strangest range of emotions i've ever had. My only problem is that she's 14 and i'm 42, but i think she's grown up for her age.

But seriously, its weird, its not yet tangible (nothing to see) and the amount of different things i keep thinking about is mental! I shall devour every piece of advice on b3ta though, and raise my pip accordingly. Lets see what a b3ta-raised child turns out like. (god, hope its not ginger)
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 8:59, closed)

Nice one
It's hard work but worth it :)
( Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:43, closed)

CONGRATULATIONS!
CONGRATULATIONS!
(not here, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:18, closed)

Ginger kids
Ginger kids are ace. Mine is :) We knew he was ginger before he was born. He needed blood taken and his dad asked the dr if he had any hair -
Dr 'yes, lots'
Dad 'what colour?'
Dr 'ginger'
Dad 'Nooooooooooo'
Me 'Ha ha ha ha ha' (i'm ginger too and was very drugged)
(The Ginger Penguin la la la la la la, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:44, closed)