Twins.
Twin babies.
3am.
Someone crying.
Endlessly.
Fucking hell.
Out of bed.
Stumble to kids' room.
Pick up baby.
Wrong fucking baby.
...
( collapsibletank procreates, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:06, 3 replies)

Maddie?



I'm amazed that there's been no/ so few Maddie jokes...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:23, closed)

I'm pleased that there's been no new Maddie jokes
Seriously.

A child going missing under any circumstances is horrific. My first serious gf's best friend was Susan Maxwell, who went missing before turning up dead in a ditch.

I know that this is b3ta, but I strongly believe that some things are just... wrong.

Maybe I'm getting old.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:37, closed)

woo!
that's almost a haiku
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:50, closed)