I awoke this very morning to find my dangly bit all swollen.

I spoke to my son about it and he informed that that was the taste tester.

If food tastes good then it allows it to pass,
if bad then its a No-No. He said I had tasted something bad, his mum grinned.

He also informed me if I touched it with a blade of grass I would be sick.

Remy, I Love you so much.

:D
( war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 15:02, 8 replies)

Erm...
Dangly bit?
(mark schmark, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 15:37, closed)

...
Your uvula?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 15:41, closed)

Dear god,
What is wrong with my mind?
(Big Smurf Brush me daddy-O, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:18, closed)

^this
my mind is obviously the same
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:19, closed)

'king hell
WTF!
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:56, closed)

are you on something?
or what?
(Stiff Richard, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 17:16, closed)

okay...
Took me three reads to catch on too.
(paof2 Nude might not be rude, but rude could be nude..., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:15, closed)

Oh for gods sake.
Everyone get your minds out of the gutter - he's talking about his tonsils!
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 12:00, closed)