dont like children yet you used to be one?
give me a break!! if its any consolation i hated myself as a kid!. Ill never have children cause A) this world is shit. B) i dont ever want another person to have a childhood like mine. C) im so unstable i wouldnt ever cope with a child.

My neice is now 18 months old or so. Ive seen her all of about 5 or 6 times since she was born. When my mum asks me to come round i wont if the baby is there. Its not that i dont like her... im frightened of her. She makes me feel uncomfortable because im expected to coo over her and remark how wonderful she is and when she shits its a fucking miracle of nature of summit. When all i want to say is 'dont come near me i dont like you' and i think its very uncomfortable how all these people with kids tell me how adorble said brat is when they roled around in the mud and ate dogshit.... sorry guys but this is one girl that only has a mothering instinct for one thing.... KITTENS. Thats right i get all gooey and broody and motherly over cats. anyones. feral one. ugly ones. disabled ones.... now when they shit and eat worms that is adorable.
(Serbitar Has a furry shit canon called Whitey., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:22, 5 replies)

Seconded
Although my childhood was pretty good, I'd still much rather have cats than kids.

Cats are cute. I know and like them. I visited a mate of mine far more often when his cat had kittens than when his kids were born!

Kids on the other hand don't make me feel very much. I occasionally have them plonked on my lap by friends who have become doting parents, and I have no idea what to do with them, nor do I feel anything towards them. You can't scratch a baby behind the ears and expect it to purr, FFS!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:27, closed)

Give me a cat over a kid any day.
Cats are cute, amusing, loving, funny, smart, vindictive, jealous, stuck up, ridiculous, lazy and many other things. The good thing about this is they're pretty much like it from a few weeks after they're born, and stay like it their whole lives. Kids, however, turn into people like us, and God have mercy on their souls.
( Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:31, closed)

You
do realise that now whenever any toddler sees you they WILL make a beeline towards you because they have the sense!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:35, closed)

I just scowl at toddlers
and they usually run back to their mothers, screaming.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:37, closed)

Kittens!
Oh yes. Every single time.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:38, closed)