Throughout my school years,
right from being 5 years old all the way up to 16 I was endlessly bullied by a huge nasty brute.

He called me names such as;
- Pepperami willy
- Bogeyface
- Badger toucher
- Gay face
- George Michaels cubicle neighbour
- Speccy fuck fake
and worst of all The cranberry kid.

Last week I sneaked around to his street at night and as the clock struck 3, I through a snail at his house.

Needless to say, I had the last laugh.
( Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 16:05, 16 replies)

You stuck it to him there ;)
The rest of the names are pretty lame even for a bully but I am curious about the cranberry kid, why cranberry kid?

I am not going to get an answer here, so I will just assume you had a very red face.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 16:12, closed)

I dunno, 'Badger toucher' implies some fairly heavyweight deviancy (and a complete lack of standards).
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:11, closed)

People can do some pretty strange things when they get Amorous.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:13, closed)

bwahhahaaha!!

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:20, closed)

threw

(mersault, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 16:26, closed)

I think he means fucked a hole in a snale.
:)
(waxdart hello., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:41, closed)

Probably should have stopped at this.

( Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:41, closed)

Totally should have dropped him like a bitch.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:17, closed)

You put a snail
through his house?
Through his actual house.
That's madness.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 21:08, closed)

Poor attempt.

( Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:38, closed)

I like your style!

Feel a little bad for the snail:(
(Mong goose, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:39, closed)

Bah, it's bad enough being bullied.....
but by someone with grammar that poor.... oooooh, you have my sympathies
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:29, closed)

You forgot a full stop.

( Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:39, closed)

Actually this makes me think of
my neighbor. He's an extremely house-proud sort, with the lawn manicured and flowers planted and all that. He's also a Choad.

Every time I find a slug in my yard I fling it into his flowers.

Probably ineffective, but it makes me giggle.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 2:49, closed)

I'm curious about this....
did you through it under-arm or over-arm? How through was the snail?
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:53, closed)

i imagine
it looked a little bit like this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYgZFm43ZN4#t=01m24s
(unciebana It's good, but it's not right., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:21, closed)