
Celebrity autobiographies are filled to the brim with self-righteous tales of smug oneupmanship. So, forget you had any shame, grab a coffee and a croissant, and tell us your smug tales of when you got one over somebody.
Thanks to Ring of Fire for the suggestion
( , Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:55)
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... So here's a picture of Mrs Humpty suggestively fingering a turkey's clunge.

( , Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:44, 23 replies)

Quite the opposite, actually.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:42, closed)

It looks a bit like one in close up.
( , Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:04, closed)

to mention that Mrs. Humty Dumpty, even with the chicknen guts and stuff, has very nice hands, especially the right one.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:46, closed)

..But it wasn't the hands that fist interested me.
hmm.. Freudian slip much?
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:07, closed)

Unless you all got food poisoning of course in which case the turkey's spirit is desperately trying to type this in as its QOTW answer.
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:24, closed)

... hours previously, I had re-enacted a movie-style threat. "rip off your head and fuck the neckhole"
Does this photo depict the second time that turkey got stuffed?
( , Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:13, closed)

As a hand fetishist I can tell they are definately okra, look at the dainty wrists...If there your's humpty I feel violated.
( , Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:31, closed)

That my wrists are a damned site bigger than that. ... my cock however is about as wide as her wrists. Get your hand-fetishists mind around that one :D
PS... Okra? Wtf is Okra?
( , Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:46, closed)

I have twice the girth of mrs Humpty's wrists but it's only 2 cm long, more of a mangina than anything. Great for turkey necks though ;)
( , Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:08, closed)
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