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Celebrity autobiographies are filled to the brim with self-righteous tales of smug oneupmanship. So, forget you had any shame, grab a coffee and a croissant, and tell us your smug tales of when you got one over somebody.

Thanks to Ring of Fire for the suggestion

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I don't really have a story this week....
... So here's a picture of Mrs Humpty suggestively fingering a turkey's clunge.


(I helped save b3ta! Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:44, 23 replies)
that's one sexy neckhole

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:48, closed)
I can see what drew you to her now.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:59, closed)
bird pleasuring of the sagiest order

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:15, closed)
Hmmm
Looks more like an armadillo.
(Megamoss, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 2:23, closed)
now you mention it
I see a fleshy 'Matilda' from Robot Wars.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 8:48, closed)
Oddly, so do I...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:27, closed)
well, i didn't
but i do now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:41, closed)
This is quite useful
if you want to empathise with gay men.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 3:51, closed)
How so?
you confuse me...
(I helped save b3ta! Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 7:58, closed)
I had no idea that gay men spent a lot of time filling birds.
Quite the opposite, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:42, closed)
Anatomy 101
that's not a clunge.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:36, closed)
Innuendo and Suggestiveness Just Plain 1
It looks a bit like one in close up.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:04, closed)
May I take this opportunity
to mention that Mrs. Humty Dumpty, even with the chicknen guts and stuff, has very nice hands, especially the right one.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:46, closed)
Your missus has lovely hands.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:12, closed)
This may surprise you..
..But it wasn't the hands that fist interested me.


hmm.. Freudian slip much?
(I helped save b3ta! Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:07, closed)
Oh i get you
You're more of an ears man ;)
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:40, closed)
She had the last laugh on thet turkey though didn't she?
Unless you all got food poisoning of course in which case the turkey's spirit is desperately trying to type this in as its QOTW answer.
(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:24, closed)
Or maybe...
... hours previously, I had re-enacted a movie-style threat. "rip off your head and fuck the neckhole"

Does this photo depict the second time that turkey got stuffed?
(I helped save b3ta! Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:13, closed)
I recognise those hands
They're yours.
(lemonadegame, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:15, closed)
No way
As a hand fetishist I can tell they are definately okra, look at the dainty wrists...If there your's humpty I feel violated.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:31, closed)
I can assure you ...
That my wrists are a damned site bigger than that. ... my cock however is about as wide as her wrists. Get your hand-fetishists mind around that one :D

PS... Okra? Wtf is Okra?
(I helped save b3ta! Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:46, closed)
the nickname for Okra (vegetable) is ladies fingers :)
I have twice the girth of mrs Humpty's wrists but it's only 2 cm long, more of a mangina than anything. Great for turkey necks though ;)
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:08, closed)
"Mummy,
why are your hands so soft?"


"I'm 12"
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:18, closed)

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