NSFW
The original image from Emvee's website that prompted the question.

ileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/post/35821697280

NSFW.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:31, 35 replies)

Is that the Sarlacc he's fallen into?
It's been a long time since I've seen Return of the Jedi.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:34, closed)

Honetly, I had just got out
of the shower, and I slipped over, and it, well it just, er, ended up in there.
(username failed moderation, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:43, closed)

That one just seems to defy categorisation.
I have an image of it being included in a slideshow of examples of macro shots.

"bee" "blade of grass" "butterfly" "daisy" "lego stormtrooper in a vajoo" "another bee"

kinda thing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:46, closed)

Hahahahahaha, you really are thick as absolute fuck, aren't you?
It's not one of our pictures, all you have to do is scroll down a little bit to where it says "Source:" and there's a link to the tumblr it originated on: mr-daymein.tumblr.com/post/35539076168 (equally NSFW)

Oh man, I knew I was dealing with some dipshits on this site, but you really do take the biscuit.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:40, closed)

You might be right
but I don't think he was having a go at you there.
(username failed moderation, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:42, closed)

The image is on your site, regardless of the original source.
Calm down dear; you should be flattered by this week's question.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:42, closed)

Hahahaha, oh deary me
This is what's been getting you retards sweaty all this time? A reblogged image from someone else's tumblr feed? Christ, I wish I were so easily amused.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:51, closed)

Tbh, it is a minor example of what is, at least to me, quite an unusual website you've got. Topless women wearing Stormtrooper helmets? Girls wearing Batman logo nipple tassels?
It's probably the overall type of content on your site that has got people mentioning it on here.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 17:04, closed)

It's a completely atypical example of the content of our site
which as you point out, usually consists of semi-nude models posing with sci-fi paraphernalia, rather than crotch-shots with toys inserted. Much like with the notorious "bird in a Yoda mask up a tree in her knickers" picture, you've managed to completely misunderstand the nature of tumblr and jump to all the wrong conclusions in your hurry to bray about what you imagine I get up to in my spare time. Still, keep backpedalling, eh?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 17:40, closed)

I'm not backpeddalling at all. You're responsible for what gets posted on your site, therefore anything you post is open to comment.
What I am saying is that your site has, what I believe to be, rather strange and slightly disturbing content.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 19:40, closed)

"slightly"?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:46, closed)

Like Rob is responsible for everything that's posted on b3ta, you mean?
Are you really this stupid? Oh wait, yes you are.

Next time just type "HAY I AM A MORON" and save the rest of us a lot of time, willya?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:11, closed)

At least you're staying aloof and not trawling through old questions.
Wouldn't do to give anybody the impression that you're massively butthurt about this whole toy porn thing.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:03, closed)

and at least he's not using one of Battered's personal photos to make an hilarious photoshop
that really would be tragic
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 16:49, closed)

There's something almost noble about managing to sound both indignant and pompous when defending an amateur scifi wank blog.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 19:42, closed)

Don't you mean Neo-chic erotica for the discerning geek?
Or what ever bollocks he puts on the site.
( Peej, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 19:50, closed)

If he's getting upset here then perhaps we'd all be better using this to get in touch with him?
ileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/ask
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 19:52, closed)

Or somebody could hilariously post his real name and contact details.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 22:48, closed)

Yes, HE'S the idiot in this exchange.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:44, closed)

Well, now you've turned up at least he has company

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 19:13, closed)

Well this post certainly doesn't make you appear massively defensive and ridiculous.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 19:37, closed)

How's the new job as Head of Policy at Facebook?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 22:39, closed)

I got fired from that job, as well you know :p

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:12, closed)

aw, I had not seen that one.
bless.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:40, closed)

And I thought they smelled bad...




... On the outside.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 17:55, closed)

^ This comment makes it all worthwhile.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 22:39, closed)

I've clicked load more posts on that site about 10 times and I still don't even have a semi.

( Peej, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 19:52, closed)

Perhaps you should load your own images?
ileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/submit
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 19:53, closed)

I'm submitting this.

_{It's sci-fi plus minge, right? There's a reference to a sci-fi film (AND shitty 80s shades from The Terminator), plus a brace of cunts, so I think I'm OK.}

EDIT: NSFW, due to minge.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 23:24, closed)

ABs list
has another contender
(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 22:53, closed)

Actually my biggest problem with that site is that most of the aren't doing it to be erotic
They're doing it for a bit of fun, not to be perved over and treated like sexual objects by twats like him. Yes Some of it is clearly porn but a lot of it is just people dressing up for conventions or taking obviously personal pictures that were never meant to get out. Mind you I might be wrong and they might just love the idea of him pulling his short greasy prick and sweating profusely, whilst looking at them.
( Peej, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 7:33, closed)

I hope you're not suggesting that our resident creepy sex pest is a creepy sex pest.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:04, closed)

As posted above
Most of our photoshoots are exactly that - we do a lot of work with cosplayers and amateur models who just want a set of photos. We also work with professional models for nude and semi-nude shoots. Most of them are people I know, not unwitting dupes that we've tricked into some kind of depraved sex trade.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:09, closed)

So
there fully aware of entering a depraved sex trade?
Apologies for shit grammar.
(immadme, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 17:02, closed)

Yes I'm sure that regular cosplayers that you, or someone else has photographed at a convention, love being perved over and being referred to as Neo-Chic erotica.

( Peej, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:25, closed)