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I realise this is one letter that's pretty much guaranteed to be read, but it needs saying. Last week, Exempt offered to show us her ladybumps in exchange for a few compliments. What she actually got was a litany of standard keyboard-hero abuse and cries of "HARPOONZ!!! lol".

I was quite disappointed by this, as I think she's really very hot indeed. So, you know... thanks, twats.
(Sir Harrington Titsmith disgraced himself on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:17, 21 replies)

Your post disturbs me.

( Bats, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:23, closed)

I find your lack of a face disturbing.

( Wanderer, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:24, closed)

It might disturb me too if I wasn't so tired.
(Sir Harrington Titsmith disgraced himself on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:24, closed)

This has GOT to be a joke post right?
Surely no-one's pathetic enough to do this for real.

Are they?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 9:26, closed)

you would know
this is your domain after all.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 9:41, closed)

Hey, some people are that keen for the Badger-love.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:53, closed)

Surely your disappointment presupposes that there may have been something other than that sort of reaction before?
Simple cries asking for INTERNET VALIDATION are pathetic and often very boring indeed, there is, and should be, no requirement that that validation is given. The replies to Exempt's post were on the piquant side, but what could she expect? This is b3ta, not bebo, after all.

However, I thought the way she dealt with it: enjoying the comedy her post spawned as opposed to pandering to the perverts or crying at the criticisms was actually rather excellent. She certainly doesn't seem to need someone belatedly whiteknighting her. I hope this post is in jest for your and her sake.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:38, closed)

^ This
Now show us yer chesticles, love.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:17, closed)

It's the internet
If you want tits, either go on 4chan and talk to a couple hundred, or look up pictures online
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 4:56, closed)

Come on...
a) she was probably never going to show her boobs anyway
b) if you really want to see boobs then google "boobs"
c) send her an email explaining you like her posts, find her funny and witty, ask her out for a drink (in a public place where she won't be scared off by your obvious intentions) meet her, get to know her, allow her to get to know you. Go home, send her another email or text or whatever saying you had a lovely time, meet again if she feels the same, eventually become friends, then maybe more and you might get to see them in person. It'd be way better than just looking at a low res photo of a stranger's norks, which option b) can pretty much satisfy straight away.
( difficultchild, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 5:56, closed)

Or the much simpler d) rohypnol.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 7:59, closed)

Well said
.
( ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 7:59, closed)

You should probably get out more.
There are lots of attractive women that don't need internet validation out there. Man of them, if you are polite, pleasant and interesting, are prepared to not only let you see their boobs, but also let you touch them . This is often the beginning of something called "sex".

To achieve this you need to develop a "relationship" with a real person that you see often. Much better than wanting to wank about some bird off the 'net.

I think, personally, the web is a way to meet people, occasionally, but nothing beats meeting someone somewhere, feeling sparks, and hooking up.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 9 Mar 2010, 7:09, closed)

She's still not going to show you her tits

( Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 8:06, closed)

.
Don't ruin the dream.
(MattWPBS, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 8:54, closed)

I can see it now
she's probably already gazzed you a thankyou note along with a pic of her tits hasn't she?

Of course fucking not.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 8:58, closed)

this

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 9:27, closed)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 9:22, closed)

.
LOL
( Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:36, closed)

Gosh
If I see that picture again, I'll probably laugh EVEN HARDER at it.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:13, closed)

I like boobies

(McChinaman banned, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:03, closed)