Star Wars mushrooms
I told my little girl that eating mushrooms gives you 'the force'. She beleived me for years but never managed to aquire the use of the force. She does however like mushrooms now.
(beebolbod for those that are hard of hearing - LISTEN, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:32, 10 replies)

cool story, bro.
BY THAT I MEAN THIS WAS DULL AS FUCK AND A WASTE OF MY SUBSCRIPTION FEE.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:08, closed)

My son
eviscerated Jake Lloyd, then bathed in his blood and wore his skull as a hat, all in the misguided belief that he'd be able to increase his own midichlorian count to Jedi Master levels. I suppose I could have told him that Star Wars was make-believe, but then he'd never have made me that adorable lightsabre for my birthday.

Is this what you want?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:29, closed)

i've never wanted you more.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:40, closed)

This is the way
the world ends.

Good, himself, will weep at our union, and the earth shall be rent in two.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:07, closed)

COR!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:21, closed)

^I'm not sure that's a good thing^

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:19, closed)

And that's why you're not
the Keymaster.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:09, closed)

Haha
I like this
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 15:41, closed)

Only magic mushrooms give you the force.
Feed them to your kiddy!
( Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:18, closed)

I told my little girl
That it was PCP that gives you the force
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:53, closed)