Lies that went on too longWhen you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
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rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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The Apollo moon landingif they really went to the moon why didn't they bring back any cheese?
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Customs prohibit the import of dairy produce.
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a likely story(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:10, closed)
So you saybut they didn't bring any nuts, seeds or live parrots back either.
Thus my contention is correct.
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all the parrots on the moon are deadlack of oxygen you see
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/\ fool /\ every one knows that you dont get parrots on the moon, oh no
they only have budgies and toucans and soup dragons
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:43,
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Parrots are dairy produce?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 19:36,
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They did!Duuurr!
Where do you think all the cheese came from?
Did you eat cheese before 1969? Did you? Did YOU?
I certainly didn't!
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They didn'tBut Wallace and Gromit definitely did. Surely you have seen "A Grand Day Out" ?
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I've seen Baby's Day Outactually no I didn't bother because it looked shit
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BecauseThey didn't have any crackers to go with it
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I thought all 3 astronauts were white?(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:27, closed)
Err..Is this where someone says 'racist!' ?
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His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:11,
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Space xenophobe!
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