Just got home to find instead of a bar stool Argos have delivered a nice new bike.
Well I say delivered, it was Yodel so they dumped it up the side of the house. I phoned to let them know and they are going to pick up the bike, send us the bar stool and credit us for it so its free. Bonus.
( Peej, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 16:58, 9 replies)

I remember being so poor that I had to buy furiture from Argos.
Happy days.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 20:27, closed)

No wait,
Not happy days.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 20:28, closed)

I think we can all agree that the best use of money is to spend it on £900 sofas from Harveys when there are perfectly acceptable equivalents going for under 200 in a 'lesser' shop.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 20:41, closed)

Bloody right
"Top Brand" electricals(last year's editions)bought with Nectar points from Arg*s adorn our rooms.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 21:47, closed)

Its a stool
not really that bothered
( Peej, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 21:38, closed)

If only you'd said...
You could have had one of mine for free.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 2:00, closed)

Here's a joke about barstools.
Three ladies of the night are sitting at a bar drinking after a particularly long and heavy "shift". As they get drunk they begin to brag about their prowess and physical capabilities. The first hooker says -
"My cunt's so big my last John got his whole fist up me. And he was a champion boxer!"
"That's nothing" says the second prozzie, "my va-jay-jay's so enormous my last client got his whole arm up to his shoulder in me. And he's a weight lifter and metal-worker!"
The third whore smiles coyly at them both as she opens her legs and smoothly slides down the stool towards the floor.
(shitposter from the anals of posteriority on, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 21:56, closed)

Honestly though...
how did you think up that username?
(immadme, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 22:31, closed)

A genuine advert, for a french lubricant

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 17:09, closed)