Toilet trade
Oh I have a late lavatory-related entry.
I have worked out that where you have those station toilets that charge you money to use them, if you pull the turnstile towards yourself it leaves enough space to get through, even for a chunky-legged fellah like myself.
Knowing I have saved 30p enhances an already very enjoyable five minutes.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:13, 14 replies)

Is the Toilet Trade thing
just a play on words or are those five minutes really spent in flagrante delicto?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:16, closed)

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Oh I see, no that was supposed to be a kind of a pun, to try and make the post a bit more interesting. When I'm out bareback pozzing, I prefer to do it in alleys and gutters.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:29, closed)

Yow
I just googled 'pozzing'.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:02, closed)

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Its not realy a sustainable hobby as far as i can tell.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:07, closed)

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Actually I read about it in Vice magazine and almost fainted when I found out what it was. Whatever next!
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:08, closed)

Must . . . resist . . .
urge . . . to . . . Google
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:18, closed)

Okay,
Googled, wish I hadn't.
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:23, closed)

It's a hell of a rule, that Rule 34...

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:26, closed)

Christ, now I have to Google it.
No I don't.

Yes I do.

Oh dear sweet crippled bunnyboiling Jesus.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:34, closed)

I just pay the 30p
and then make sure I shit everywhere but in the pan. If I'm paying, I'll shit where I please, so fuck 'em.
(Rsoles, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:01, closed)

You have to do enough that it takes more than an hour to clean up
That way you'll be costing the company money, as the poor immigrant cleaner who has to remove your bum chunks from the floors and walls is probably only on 30p an hour.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:00, closed)

Hmmm
Not if you do a "Parkhurst Dirty Protest" shit smear down the walls, they have to get someone in wearing a full NBC suit with a steam cleaner (should that be "Steamer Cleaner"?)

The only drawback is that after your decorating spree, you can guarantee that there will be no soap in the dispenser, the hot water tap will blast the front of your trews to make it seem you have pissed yourself, and the towel will be a soggy mess, hanging off the roll in a pool of piss.
(Rsoles, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:29, closed)

So, that means when
I do it at home, as a cheeky little jape to surprise my wife, I'm actually losing money?

Bugger.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:58, closed)

5 minutes?
You're not doing it properly...
(hairybuddha, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 0:01, closed)