Look! It's me in the Local PaperMost local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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i was in the paper twiceFor fucking my chin, by crashing off one of those fairground slides. I sued em good!
And also, for bing the youngest entrant in the "Sunderland Bath Race", which is a race, involving baths, funnily enough.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:19, Reply)
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