Look! It's me in the Local PaperMost local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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When I was about 5 years oldThe Lancashire Evening Telegraph must have been having a slow news week so decided to 'make one up'
A neighbour (Kevin, 4) and myself were photographed in a shitload of firemans foam (guffaw! no- REAL foam)with one of those little plastic pedal cars.
The caption was 'Kevin and his girlfriend Fiona get stuck in a snowdrift' - it was the middle of June as I remember.
This spurred on the gormless Kevin to come knocking on my door and asking my parents if I could 'be his girl?' cos his dad said that's how you went about making it official.
I cried for what seemed like days but was probably minutes.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 11:24, Reply)
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