Look! It's me in the Local PaperMost local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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Newspaper reveals age of sexual partnerIn 2002, When I was 22 years old, I woke up with an attractive young lady who I presumed was roughly my age. When getting dressed to leave in the morning, I noticed her face in a newspaper lying on the sideboard. Apparently, she had won a bizzare beatuty contest at the age of 16. Great!
Or not so great... the newspaper was dated 1986, making her 36 years old!
Well, I suppose it could have been worse. If the newspaper was dated 2006 or something, I would have been in real trouble.....
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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 12:14,
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