Look! It's me in the Local PaperMost local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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Catalogue of shameVarious appearances in various brass bands. Dull so we won't dwell.
About 25 years ago I won some crap essay competition sponsored by the Labour Party. They printed the whole thing in the county paper. Featured execution by lamp post but was utter shite.
Craigshill High School Junior Mastermind 1978. Cue picture of twat with crap trophy and awful side parting in pathetic attempt to hide very spotty forehead. Oh the shame.
Oh, yeah, and me and the missus are in a tourism brochure for Bitburg, playing baritones.
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High Lord Phanty, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 12:50,
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