Look! It's me in the Local PaperMost local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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Gloucester CitizenIn 1994, I was accused of stealing a mattress from a bedsit in Gloucester, in the same street as Fred West lived. Cue much taunting from twunts who had failed to realise the age was a year out, and the person who stole the mattress was the person with the same name in the year below me at school. Apparently this same person was getting molested because the deputy head wanted to talk to me about it and had a shocked dawning face on him when I mentioned that I didn't live with my dad and that he should talk to the other 'me' instead.
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Irregular Shed is trying to remember what it is he does, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 18:11,
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