Look! It's me in the Local Paper
Most local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
( , Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
Most local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
( , Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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Not Really the Paper...
...but ages ago I was on TV once (sort of).
Channel 4 (I think) decided to interview our pompous arse of a Headmaster in the Library about something or other, and I'm in the background apparently quietly reading a magazine.
What the camera didn't pick up was the fact that I was angrily cursing the lot of them for pitching their cameras and stuff RIGHT ON TOP of my bag AND setting it up so that there was no way I could get out of there, which I had wanted to do about 20 minutes previous to the footage that they actually used.
God dammit, all I wanted to do was return a book.
( , Thu 10 Feb 2005, 18:54, Reply)
...but ages ago I was on TV once (sort of).
Channel 4 (I think) decided to interview our pompous arse of a Headmaster in the Library about something or other, and I'm in the background apparently quietly reading a magazine.
What the camera didn't pick up was the fact that I was angrily cursing the lot of them for pitching their cameras and stuff RIGHT ON TOP of my bag AND setting it up so that there was no way I could get out of there, which I had wanted to do about 20 minutes previous to the footage that they actually used.
God dammit, all I wanted to do was return a book.
( , Thu 10 Feb 2005, 18:54, Reply)
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